Gut Rumble
Fine print
What this is
Gut Rumble sends a novelty sound effect to someone you nominate, as a link. That is the entire product. The sounds are recordings; nothing biological is involved at any stage.
What we store
The recipient’s email address, because we deliver the link to it. Alongside that: their display name and yours if you gave them, the tier you picked, your optional note, a count of how many times the link was opened, and whether the email was accepted for delivery. Your own email address only if you chose to give one.
Email addresses
The recipient’s address is used to send them this one delivery and nothing else. We do not add anyone to a mailing list, we do not sell or share addresses, and we do not send follow-ups. Your address, if you gave one, is used only to send you your own copy and receipt, and is never shown to the recipient.
Ask us to delete an address and we will, along with the fart attached to it. Addresses on expired deliveries are of no further use to us.
Analytics
We count page views and a handful of anonymous events — which tier was previewed, when a checkout started, when a delivery was opened. It is aggregate and cookieless: no profile is built, nothing follows you to other sites, and no name, note, or link is ever sent to it. That is why there is no cookie banner on this site.
Payments
Card details are handled entirely by Stripe and never touch our servers. We receive confirmation that a payment cleared, and the amount.
Expiry
Links stop working 48 hours after dispatch. This is deliberate: a gag should not follow anyone around forever.
Refunds
It costs a dollar or two and the product is delivered instantly, so there is not much to refund. If something genuinely broke — the link never worked, you were charged twice — get in touch and we will sort it out.
Don't be a menace
Do not use this to send mail to people who do not want it. Every delivery is paid for and attributable, and a paid-for fart to a stranger is still unsolicited email. Names and notes are shown to the recipient, so anything you write is attributable to you. We remove anything reported as abusive and will decline to serve senders who make a habit of it.
Liability
Provided as-is, for laughs. We are not responsible for friendships ended, group chats ruined, or meetings derailed.